Confessions Of A Suction Cup Addict:
I am a suction cup addict. I can’t get unstuck. This disease sucks. With most addiictions your’re off the wall, with this disease I’m on the wall. I have hundreds of hang-ups in all colors, shapes, sizes and decorations. And how I love plungers. Every time I buy a new plunger I think, wow, that last plunger really sucked! This disease is filling a vacuum in my life. To keep these suction cups on the wall, they have to be burped. I am getting help to resist burping my cups one day at a time. Don’t worry, I will stick it out!

Suction Cup Jewerly:
No more skin piercing for Dennis Rodman. Suction cups on tonges, ears, nose, lips and penis. Fun without the danger.

Scientists did an experiment: They put 50 suction cups together and created an octupus.

Vice President Dick Cheney’s pacemaker plus will be implanted with suction cups. I can never come off as long as the vice president burps once a year.

Mark Spitz Suction Cup Cap: Instead of yarmulka for the Jewish swimmer who be observant while swimming, snorkeling or scuba diving. Yarmulka Suction Cup Cap stays firm, intact and so does his faith.

Look like Dolly Parton: Use Suction Cup Falsies. Attach large cups right to the breast.

Bumper Stickers Spotted:

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Hang-Ups for SUCKCESS

Suction Cup Exercises:

• Suction cup feet to ceiling. Get blood to flow.
• Suction cup knees togheter when doing sit-ups.
• Face the wall; then Suction cup hands to wall and strech legs out behind you.

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